What did the pirate say when he turned 80
IM SCREAMIBG WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.
And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING.
One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.
Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.
My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy
"I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING
I might be in love please send help
a green humanoid with arm swords
a pastel cat dog rabbit thing with ribbons on it
white and blue featherless handbird that lives in the depths of the ocean
two legged dog w/ a nice haircut
a stupid fat dragon that set its own damn tail on fire
A four-armed gym rat with a teenie little speedo
A dumb fucking beetle
a round helium bag with whip cream for hair
a dumb snake with some leaves on it
snot dragon and big angry red bird
weird squishy lizard volcano
a fossilized rubber chicken
a fat edgy cat
vegetable hula dancer
a literal chandelier with eyes on fire
Are you ready for Eddy?