toyosatomimi:

darckcarnival:

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…

you know, just your regular work week.

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vinegod:

How To Get A Number by Robby Ayala

cannibalcoalition:

steveyaas:

allofthefeelings:

cannibalcoalition:

http://themetapicture.com/print-this-measurement-guide/

For all my kitchen witches. 

This is all super important to know even if you don’t cook/bake, because one time I confused teaspoon and tablespoon when taking medication with codeine and passed out on the couch for 14 hours.

Or you could just learn to count by fucking 10 and use the metric system. Which doesn’t need a complicated ass chart to remember/understand.

I’m pretty sure that we tried that once in the 80’s and it was met with so much resistance that it just didn’t happen. In the meantime, please appreciate the very neat graphic made with the Imperial system which curiously resembles the Tree of Life in Kabballah… which is the primary reason why I posted this in the first place. 

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nicoosuxx:

Omfg
nicoosuxx:

Omfg
nicoosuxx:

Omfg

nicoosuxx:

Omfg

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mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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clippie:

today’s date is

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